Brian Cranston
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I write my own material.
I could do what I just did.
You took that pedophilia shit and you made it my own.
You made it your own.
With the specificity of Dixie Riddle.
That's right.
You know, I did.
It did occur to me, though, that it's like he's trying to ruin everyone's fucking dinner.
He put a cockroach.
What he did is he took an adorable seven-year-old.
He put a cockroach on their face.
Then he gave him a spoon of semen.
And you're like, all right, I'm full.
What else are we going to fucking talk about?
My mom being raped in prison.
Like, I can't fucking eat anymore.
Yeah, couldn't we just talk about people being impaled on rusty crowbars and rebars so I could finish my meal?
It's like when daddies really love cookies...
They really, really, really love cockroaches and cookies.
You didn't like how I like cookies?