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Brian Cranston

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3067 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

Well, with different kind of, you know, you get the ones from grandma's cookies and you like the oatmeal with the icing on there.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

This is like that.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

We ran out of sugar.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

Jesus Christ.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

I really have to think about this.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

You know?

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

So you're saying if a stranger beats off on my oatmeal cookie, but it's really nummy?

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

Yeah.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

Like numbing.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

I got to get back to you.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

I just don't know.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

I just don't know.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

I'm being honest.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

I couldn't answer that.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

jism covered cookies and eat them knowing it was jism but not being able to stop them this is why ellen shit canned him it's just these kind of discussions that they're in the writer's room i pitch it and she go i'll just dance that's right here's the thing though if what you're proposing a stranger's jizz on a cookie was the best thing ever then i don't think we'd regard jizz the way we do we think of it more like frosting

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

All right, let's pull this cheese cab aside and climb out for a second if we could.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

I'm just saying, if half of what this guy, they say this guy's doing is true, let's just fucking kill him or have him killed in prison.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

It'd be nice.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

It's just so fucking sad.

Adam Carolla Show
Bryan Cranston + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)

I do love the killing in prison system.