Brian Graham

And now that I know what a monstrous animal taking care of your own pool is, going in other pools makes me a little weirded out.

I'll tell you a story about Great Wolf Lodge when we get back.

if you think your hotel smells like chlorine, go to the Great Fucking Wolf Lodge.

But they have to.

And if it didn't smell like, if it didn't burn your nostril hairs when you walked in the door, I would have had serious reservations about ever stepping foot in that water.

Because you think there's pee-pee poo-poo at the swim school, you should go to Great Wolf Lodge.

I think not only is there kid pee-pee poo-poo in there, I think there's some adult pee-pee poo-poo in there.

I told you the story.

There was a kid in there with his trousers just hanging off.

He's like 13 years old.

Hairy ass is just all in the water and we all have to suffer and look at it.

Listen, I was 13 once too.

I mean, you know.

That works there?

No, I didn't.

But I talked to somebody else whose son was like, he's a pool mechanic at the Great Wolf Lodge here in Georgia.

And I'll tell you about that.

I'll share a story with you.

I probably should have told this back when I actually heard the story, which was like seven months ago, but forgot about that.

Okay.