Brian Graham

Brian's back at Home Depot buying more acidic chemicals.

Yeah, damn.

Sure.

I'm the only one who buys stuff at the pool section at Home Depot.

They've had the same fucking chemicals there for 12 years.

I swear to God they have.

No one buys chemicals at Home Depot.

Except for Brian.

Because I just don't want to go into that pool place again.

That guy fucking screwed me last time.

I mean, I really spent a lot of money trying to get the pool straight.

And he sent it in one direction, then he sent it in the other direction.

Then I had to call the professionals to clean it up, which is exactly what will happen this time, too.

But at least I'll be like $150 in instead of like $1,250 in.

Yeah.

So, you know, I'm going to get it right one of these days.

You'd think after 10 years of owning this pool, I would have figured it the fuck out.

But I have not at all figured out how to keep those chemicals in balance.

But there's also salt because there's a salt cell on it.

So then you got to, you know, the salt turns into chlorine.