Brock Johnson
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Podcast Appearances
And the STD story is not posting your genitals on the stories.
The STD story...
was named STD story so that you remember the name.
People are always like, oh my gosh, I can't believe you named it that.
Yeah, well, you're not going to forget it now.
STD is how you get your maximum story views.
And it stands for S single, meaning that you're only posting one story for those 24 hours.
You're letting all of your existing stories either expire or you're deleting them.
And you're letting all of your future stories not be posted.
So just
One singular story for those 24 hours.
The T stands for text heavy.
A very common mistake people make with their stories is, no offense to the name of this podcast, they start yapping.
They yap away on their Instagram stories and they take up the full 60 seconds.
And it's like, I'm not sure if you remember back in the day when Instagram stories were 15 seconds long.
And then Instagram made it 60.
And suddenly everyone's like, oh, yay, I get to be long winded.
But we are all so annoyed when someone posts a 60 second talking head yapping Instagram story, unless it's just our all time favorite person.
We ain't watching the full thing.
There's no way to rewind.