Bryan Green

This is why I'm wondering why I'm sending my children to school.

It's because everything they could ever want to know is literally at their disposal.

The entire – the evolution of human history, everything that's ever been written is now in that chatty TCB.

And I don't know how to get anywhere anymore without a map.

I can't get to Starbucks without a map, and I don't take any turns to get there.

That's how – I turn out of my driveway and I'm there.

And then I don't know.

I've got to put the map on and I've got to go –

I do the map just in case there's some kind of crazy wreck or there's something, whatever, even if I know the way to get there.

Atlanta is the most complicated city in the world to drive in.

And I say that in the world that I've been in.

It's the most complicated city in the world to drive in because it makes no goddamn sense.

It never has and never will.

And I used to be able to drive drunk with one eye—don't drive drunk.

But I used to drive drunk with one eye closed, and I could get anywhere you asked me to be without—

taking any street you needed me to take i literally it was the map was embedded into my brain just like phone numbers just like phone numbers if i went to jail today i'd call myself that's the rtcb i'd call our hotline two one two four three three three ccb hey it's me leave a message and then i'd be like hey it's me i'm in jail

I don't know.

I don't know anymore.

There's no asterisks.

Yeah.