Bryan Green

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211,732 appearances 421 recordings 1 series first heard Jan 2024 last heard 4d ago

Bryan Green’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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The Commercial Break · Playing With Your Organs! · 23 Sep 2026 podcast

Because when you're thirty five, Instagram won't even be around anymore. matched

You you won't even Well, matched

My kids love to watch those like unboxing videos where they just got like endless amounts of toys and prizes and they live in magical houses and all this other stuff. matched

And I won't let 'em watch it if I c if I can stop it. matched

I mean, on occasion, you know, uh something slips through the goalie, but matched

I I just hate those shows because I'm like, that is not real life. matched

Yeah. matched

And even when you watch YouTube, any YouTube channel, those is that is not real life. matched

Just like daddy is different in real world than he is on the commercial break sometimes, and that's the truth. matched

Uh, you know, I don't run around talking like this in my real life. matched

I only talk like this for you guys because I'm trying to impress you, make you my bitches. matched

But life is not like that, except when it is, and that's their entire livelihood, and everyone's depending on these kids to make billions of dollars, like Ryan, the guy who's make you know the highest paid YouTube guy making 120 million dollars, and he's like 12 years old. matched

He's 12 and he's got hundreds of millions of dollars. matched

He's not going to be a normal human being. matched

I promise you that. matched

Just like Elon Musk is not a fucking normal human being, he is not going to be a normal human being. matched

being because he has been he's been living in a fantasy world and and making money for his entire family. matched

And the Zol and Zolsiak is like that too. matched

And I think she's got a real fucking problem on her hands. matched

And I hope she matched

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