Bryan Green
👤 Speaker
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Right.
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When it happens, it's loud.
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And, you know, as a parent, you learn to deal with it.
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But it can be frustrating.
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So last night, just trying to get to the finish line, just trying to get to 7 o'clock when it's time to put her to sleep, right?
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I'm just trying to get there.
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It's dinnertime.
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Everything's going well.
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And then all of the sudden, she sees apples.
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And she goes, fucking bananas, right?
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Bananas for the apples.
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And I'm like, holy shit, kid.
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Okay, manzana.
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So I go and I'm washing it.
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Astrid's sitting there.
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I'm washing it.
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And I'm like, goddamn, I hate cutting apples, but I guess I'm going to go cut apples.
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And I go to take out a knife.
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This is absolutely true.
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So thank God for small favors.