Bryan Green

Those were real things we saw.

Like, we picked those comments specifically from reviews of a beach and, or two different beaches where someone was complaining the water was too wet and someone was complaining the beach was too sandy.

Those next door people are probably also on Yelp.

Next time it'll be us and her.

You can not be there.

And then we'll do all four.

We'll do a little bit of everything.

What happened?

I mean, they warned us, but we didn't know.

I mean, there was that one guy that made a billion dollars betting on our failure, but we had no idea.

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

I'm Brian Green.

I'm here by myself to introduce a TCB infomercial Tuesday with a very funny special guest, Michelle Wolf.

Just to, you know, let's call this an aperitif after your Thanksgiving holiday.

And as is the tradition here at the commercial break, after any Thanksgiving holiday, I have been in my bed for the last five days with some kind of terrible stomach virus, foodborne illness, monovirus, COVID slash flu slash I don't know what the hell I have.

You know I get this every Thanksgiving.

After every Thanksgiving, this happens to me.

Almost six years running.

Five years running at least.

Maybe six if we count the first year.