Bryan Green
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Podcast Appearances
How can you be so – I wish I was videotaping this.
How can you be so dumb?
And I'm like, you use the sharp side.
You must use the sharp side.
She says, why are you trying to push it through?
You're going to end up with five fingers hanging out on the ground.
I didn't know that you had to – Push it.
You had to take the whole contraption and push it through the apple.
I'm trying to push the apple through the contraption.
I'm about to kill myself right here in front of my screaming child.
It would make it a blooming onion, right?
Same thing they have back at the back of the fucking Chili's, right?
It's one of those blooming onion things.
Chrissy, I swear to God, I got so upset at everybody because Astrid was making fun of me and I was like –
I've never seen one of these.
I don't know how to work it.
I don't know how to do it.
And she's like, use your common sense.
Why would you put your hand through that apple slicer?