Bryan Green
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And I'm like, I didn't intend to put my hand through the apple slicer.
You were going to let me do it.
And she's like, I just wish I had videotaped that because you really are losing your marbles.
This is another one of those, you know, $10 contraptions.
That you sit at the corner of a grocery store aisle that you buy that you go, oh, that's great.
It really does make your life easier.
But they sell those on our infomercials for like $29.99 plus $29.99 shipping and handling.
$29.99 plus $29.99 shipping and handling.
It's a huge market.
And so many people that we know are probably secretly addicted to buying that shit.
I mean, my mother is.
I'll tell you right now.
She would tell you.
You can solve all problems after midnight on basic cable.
That's what happens.
My mom got in such a mess with that fucking QVC.
Oh, my mom did too back in the day.
We have bailed her out so many times.
Yeah, well, we don't know, but we don't think so.