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Bryan Greene

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2337 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

I went in the boys' bathroom.

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I went in the girls' bathroom.

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I checked over there.

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And I was like, oh, my God.

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So he is freaking, right?

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He's stressing hard.

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He's like, I didn't see you.

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And I'm like, oh, my God, son, stay with the shoes.

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When in doubt, stay with the shoes.

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You can't talk to strangers.

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And he's like, I had to talk to a stranger because I was in the girl's bathroom.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

We get the kids home.

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I get them bathed.

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I feed them dinner.

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And now everybody โ€“ it's time for bed.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

So I'm like, okay, I'm going to start doing the bedtime routine.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

But it comes apparent and very quickly becomes apparent that I have no idea how to get these kids to bed separately.

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How do you do that?