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Bryan Greene

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2337 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

Like how do I put one to bed in a room while the other two are safely somewhere else?

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

You can't do that.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

You have to keep your eyes on them all the time.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

So we all had to stay up till mommy got home.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

And everyone was tired and fucking upset and stressed.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

And all they wanted was mommy.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

So I am literally watching her Uber from the airport.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

And I'm giving updates.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

And they're asking me every three minutes, where's mommy?

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

And I'm like, she's 38 minutes away.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

And one of my kids goes, that's so long.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

And I'm like, has it been that bad with me?

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

That's his response.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

Well, fuck you too.