Bryan Greene

Because if there's one thing that Chrissy and I cannot do...

over the last six years of this show it's keep a schedule and that's why it's important you follow us at the commercial break so you don't sit on youtube wondering where in the hell we are okay here's episode number 523 from season 5 this is me brian green starring as mr mom the next episode of the commercial break starts now

You heard it here last.

Cheers to the happy couple.

Yeah, good for them.

Keanu's, you know, the hotter, sexier, cooler, much more talented version of my Tom Cruise.

But Tom's got his own thing going on.

The party.

He's met Finu or Zanu or whatever the fucking name that is.

And he's paid millions of dollars to do so.

And he rides on that boat and he hangs out with David Miscavige.

And just even saying the name probably means we're not going to be able to air this episode.

I know.

I mean, they're so fucking litigious.

But at the end of the day, Tom is a very hyper human being.

He jumps on couches in that Oprah interview.

He's lashing out at Matt Lauer.

This is what happens when you don't take your psychiatric medication.

Because you're acting like a 14-year-old and you're 67.

He's jumping out of planes without fucking safety gear.