Bryan Greene
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Well, Mommy made you breakfast, but I'm going to actually heat it up for you.
So at this point, I just give up.
I'm like, okay, let's go.
Yeah, it's me and a couple of the kids.
The first thing that this child does, the first thing.
Now, I will remind you of what I have said on this show before.
You never wake a sleeping baby.
Don't ever think about it.
Don't look it in the eye.
Don't even look at the door.
When you pass the room, just don't even look at the door.
You tiptoe past and you do everything you can to keep that baby asleep for as long as you can because babies are a nightmare.
And when they're up, they're twice as worse.
First thing that child does?
While I'm getting, like, I wake up.
I say, okay, go to the kitchen.