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Bryan Greene

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4237 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

Well, Mommy made you breakfast, but I'm going to actually heat it up for you.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

So at this point, I just give up.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

I'm like, okay, let's go.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

Let's start the day.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

Yeah, it's me and a couple of the kids.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

The first thing that this child does, the first thing.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

Now, I will remind you of what I have said on this show before.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

You never wake a sleeping baby.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

Don't ever think about it.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

Don't look it in the eye.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

Don't even look at the door.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

When you pass the room, just don't even look at the door.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

You tiptoe past and you do everything you can to keep that baby asleep for as long as you can because babies are a nightmare.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

And when they're up, they're twice as worse.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

First thing that child does?

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

While I'm getting, like, I wake up.

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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy

I say, okay, go to the kitchen.