Bryan Greene
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I'm splashing water on my face.
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And then I can hear the baby.
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And I walk in and my son's standing at the crib and they're playing games.
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And I'm like, what are you doing?
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And he's like, it's time to wake her up.
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And I'm like, no, it's not.
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It's never time to wake her up.
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If that baby slept until it was five years old, it'd be too early to wake up.
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If I could pump milk straight into its vein and keep it sleeping until it can talk, walk, and shit for itself, then I would.
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Because that's what babies are supposed to do.
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Because that's what babies should do.
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Why did you do that, child?
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So now a number of us are up in the kitchen.
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And let me tell you something.
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Astrid does this every day.
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But I do not do this every day.