Caitlin Green

It is.

I feel like courts only potentially, not always, but they only go soft on you on the first DUI.

You know, it's like everyone makes mistakes.

But like a judge after a few of them, they might come down hard on you.

100%.

Think about the age of that judge.

If that judge can recall Tiger's 2009 mugshot and then has aged themselves into being a smarter person, you'd be like, why haven't you done the same?

But in that exact same amount of time, you've learned nothing, hired no driver, didn't get an Uber account, and decided you were going to speed through your residential neighborhood, roll your Land Rover...

like it's just it's it's beyond comprehension i don't get it because he's so rich like just get a driver a driver is chic this is not chic but is there something to be said for our capacity to self-destroy like celebrities are just like you and i i might do it by getting you know not sleeping as much as i should and then i show up to work and i do this show slurring because i'm underslept we all are self-destructive but when you're a celebrity with infinite money your ability to be self-destructive you got to get creative about it

You know, he's just human.

Is there that argument to be made?

No.

I'm not a Tiger Woods fan, at least not the conduct.

And I couldn't, I don't understand why people- This guy just like publicly sucks for so long that I don't understand how he's still given grace time and time again.

I appreciate the fact that lots of people who are really fired up about golf and sports in general can rifle off his stats and what an impressive career he's had and his famous red Nike shirt and yada, yada, yada.

But you know, if in 2017 you fall asleep behind the running wheel of your Mercedes Benz, and then it's learned and discovered through drug tests that you have ambient THC, Vicodin, Dilaudid and Xanax in your body all at once while you're behind the wheel of a car.

And now this happens in 2026.

I think we can just say, no, we can just be done with him.

We don't, he doesn't need to be famous anymore.

No one needs to like laud him with anything.