Cam Patterson
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Have y'all ever smoked crack in a bush?
My ex-wife said no more crack in the house.
So I found a nice big thorn bush in my neighbor's backyard, and I made it my little crack bush.
She tried to bring me out dinner and shit, but you know, the crack kind of kills the fucking appetite, all right?
I do go to AA meetings still, not sober, all right?
I do go for the crowd time, all right?
I'm just saying, you can hit about five meetings a day, that gives you about five minutes of sharing time.
I'm just saying you knock out some sets, all right?
And if you want to double up, you hit a couple of NA meetings while you're at it.
I'm just wearing my gay shirt.
I'm not gay, but my boyfriend did give me pulmonary edema, which is fluid on the lungs.
I'm a proud EBT member, okay?
I've had my card since 2006.
And the seventh of every month, I do hold my EBT card up and I say, hallelujah, another 250.