Carlos Herrera
speaker
720 appearances
15 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 8 Jun
Carlos Herrera’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah, yeah, those I'm used to. But I wasn't even, just a smile because I'm awkwardly unzipping in the tarmac tunnel. And so I'm like, sorry, like a sorry face, like, sorry. And she looked away as if peasant pig.
Yeah, she gave me that look like, hurry up, you fucking potato-y piece of shit. White, pink, fuck. I mean, she was gorgeous. And she just looked down on me, so obviously. I was such a little pig. By the way, shout out to Muhammad, who works at the Detroit airport. Big fan of the show. He goes, will you please shout me out on the podcast? I said, no, but I'm gonna.
He goes, Muhammad, it's easy to remember. I said, there's a most common name in the world. Of course I'll remember Muhammad.
Huh?
Puerto Rican. Wow. Yeah, Tony would have hated this guy.
You know what she means.
Because you probably... You probably like the wrong girls.
There's many women, I believe, who probably come and entered your life in different fashions, and they're probably pretty right for you. But you want the other one. You want the one that's probably not.
Ladies and gentlemen, Diamond coming to the stage.
And it's like, they don't help the homeless. You're looking for, what you're chasing after is Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thornton. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm going for, dude. But we don't want that. Yeah. That's not feasible. It is feasible. It's not going to be a long term. But you might not have a lot of time left.
Right, so let's find real love.
It's better to burn out than to fade away.
You're there.
but you're in it right now. Don't you realize that? You're going to look back in 20 years and go, oh my God, I was in it. I was making a podcast with my best friend. It was one of the largest podcasts in the world. Like you're in it. It's great. We're here. Okay. So now find real love. Someone that respects you, enjoys you, appreciates you, really doesn't take advantage of you.
That's up to the gods right now. I think you can help some of it. Your therapist and I are saying the same thing.
Yeah, but also, the game that you have to play right now seems exhausting.
It seems like it's such a- It's so hard. What a game.
You know, like McCone. It's like that Bruce Lee movie. McCone learned a lesson the hard way in Detroit, didn't you? Tell me, tell me, tell me. Why didn't you say that, bum?
And I was- We were having a nightcap after the show. I said, let's have one, and then let's all go to bed. Deserve it. Definitely deserve it.
Great. Right. Let's go. You know what she did? She wanted to be able to prove to her boyfriend that she could get you to show up to the bar. Yeah, dude. You were like, oh my God. And by the way, you waved as they drove away and he went home and just fucked the shit out of that girl thinking about your nerd ass waving. Have a good night.
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