Carlos Herrera
speaker
720 appearances
15 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 8 Jun
Carlos Herrera’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 1.
Appearances
Well, that girl just wanted to say hi to you.
What does that mean? No, wait. Let that sink in for a second.
And he's 53. So get it right. Well, I'm just saying get it right. If we're going to sell fat.
Fair enough. Saying he's been around the block and he's learned his lesson a few times, but he's going back to the well, even though he knows it's poison water.
Well, let me tell you something. Poison water does taste good.
It does taste good. So he's swimming. Let the kid swim. He'll get out of the well when he's ready to get out of the well. Yeah. But right now it's a deep, dark hole. And it's hard to get out because someone's got to throw him a bucket. I'm not in a deep dark hole of, of, of lust. Yeah. You're looking for lust. You're looking for lust. You got it all wrong. There's no love. You got it mixed.
I got it mixed up. Yeah.
You're like a whale that has to come up for air. I know. Your blowhole is your Ozempic burps.
I can tell you it's coming, though. And it's not. It's coming, I feel it. I had a daydream about it the other day. It's coming.
Bob, come on back. Great. Go, McCone. Do your job. Great. I'm going to eat a donut.
That is not true.
Let me tell you something. I say that all the time.
Is this bad that when you said poke me, I just instantly got that Pillsbury Doughboy image in my head of when you said that? Now you're doing it.
Now you're doing it. No, no, it's not you. I'm saying it's just the image it got in my head because poke me is such a funny, it's such a funny word. When you guys, you guys keep pissing on his step, you think he's not going to come out?
He cleans it every day.
But he's going to come on, catch you with your dick in your hand, and that's going to be the beginning of the end for you.
And I say this out loud because I'm really trying to address a secondary issue. To the guy in my neighborhood that lets his dog piss on my fence, I'm going to fucking kill you. I'm going to find you and I'm going to kill you. Let's get it out, dude. I see him on the cam. Hey, hey, guy. We see you on the cam, dude. I'm going to beat the living shit out of this guy.
The dog pisses on my fucking door, on my fucking gate. And I see it.
The coaster of not having a drink on my table? Yeah.
Yeah, diarrhea on the fence. No, you can't poop on the fence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please don't piss on the fence. Sir, please don't do that. Sir, keep doing it. Please, sir. It's about growth. Yeah, and you should grow up, sir, and stop having- Well, you're going to bail me out of jail when I fucking murder this guy. See, that's the kind of talk I don't like. And I'm saying it right now. Yeah.
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