Chris Cook

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We're All Insane · R*ped in Police Custody · 26 Jul 2026 podcast

It was mischief night.

It was Halloween time.

And they were asking me about a pumpkin that was stolen off a neighbor's porch.

And I was being accused of stealing a pumpkin I never stole.

And with that, I ended up having to go to court.

The people pressed charges on me for this over a pumpkin.

And it was a big pumpkin.

I mean, you should see.

I mean, there's no way I was picking this pumpkin.

It was huge.

And I had to go to court because they pressed the charges on me.

And with that, in Warren County, they put me on six months probation in the beginning.

At 13.

For a pumpkin I didn't steal.

Yeah, the other kids, I guess, that stole it said I was with them.

And we all got charged.

And we all got put on probation.

And we had to pay a fine.

I don't remember what the fine was.

It was some stupid little fine.

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