Chris Distefano
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Yeah. I try to encourage him to get up and make his bed and do pull-ups with me, but he won't do it. He just tries to sleep. But I bang out my 50 pull-ups. Then I go. You do 50 pull-ups? Not in a row. Five sets of 10.
And then I go into— You would have to be the strongest man in the world. I do the pull-ups in his room. This is 530 in the morning. I go in his room. First thing, I knock out the pull-ups. Then I go downstairs in the living room. I bang out my push-ups. Then I go—I have a back room. I go and do my—I got a mat set up there. I do my sit-ups.
And then I go into— You would have to be the strongest man in the world. I do the pull-ups in his room. This is 530 in the morning. I go in his room. First thing, I knock out the pull-ups. Then I go downstairs in the living room. I bang out my push-ups. Then I go—I have a back room. I go and do my—I got a mat set up there. I do my sit-ups.
And then I go into— You would have to be the strongest man in the world. I do the pull-ups in his room. This is 530 in the morning. I go in his room. First thing, I knock out the pull-ups. Then I go downstairs in the living room. I bang out my push-ups. Then I go—I have a back room. I go and do my—I got a mat set up there. I do my sit-ups.
That's what I do, and I try to get that—bang that all out by 615. Then we start making coffee. One kid starts waking up. We start making dinner. I mean, we start making breakfast, heating up the milks for the baby. Who wants a fucking tuna fish sandwich? We start doing shit. Sure. Yeah. There they go.
That's what I do, and I try to get that—bang that all out by 615. Then we start making coffee. One kid starts waking up. We start making dinner. I mean, we start making breakfast, heating up the milks for the baby. Who wants a fucking tuna fish sandwich? We start doing shit. Sure. Yeah. There they go.
That's what I do, and I try to get that—bang that all out by 615. Then we start making coffee. One kid starts waking up. We start making dinner. I mean, we start making breakfast, heating up the milks for the baby. Who wants a fucking tuna fish sandwich? We start doing shit. Sure. Yeah. There they go.
Unless I got late, late, late spots, I typically go to bed.
Unless I got late, late, late spots, I typically go to bed.
Unless I got late, late, late spots, I typically go to bed.
No, I'm saying, like, if I'm on the road and the show starts at 1030, the headliner's not going on until 1115. I might not get back to the room till 1 o'clock in the morning. But if I'm home in the city, I almost am never awake past 11 p.m.
No, I'm saying, like, if I'm on the road and the show starts at 1030, the headliner's not going on until 1115. I might not get back to the room till 1 o'clock in the morning. But if I'm home in the city, I almost am never awake past 11 p.m.
No, I'm saying, like, if I'm on the road and the show starts at 1030, the headliner's not going on until 1115. I might not get back to the room till 1 o'clock in the morning. But if I'm home in the city, I almost am never awake past 11 p.m.
Yeah. But when I do theaters, if it's one show, 7. If we get lucky enough where we add tickets, 5 p.m. Comedy clubs? You don't go late. No. Comedy clubs? No. Because they're, you know, comedy clubs got the mailing list. They're a bit easier to sell. Five and seven on a Saturday. On Fridays, I got to eat and do the night.
Yeah. But when I do theaters, if it's one show, 7. If we get lucky enough where we add tickets, 5 p.m. Comedy clubs? You don't go late. No. Comedy clubs? No. Because they're, you know, comedy clubs got the mailing list. They're a bit easier to sell. Five and seven on a Saturday. On Fridays, I got to eat and do the night.
Yeah. But when I do theaters, if it's one show, 7. If we get lucky enough where we add tickets, 5 p.m. Comedy clubs? You don't go late. No. Comedy clubs? No. Because they're, you know, comedy clubs got the mailing list. They're a bit easier to sell. Five and seven on a Saturday. On Fridays, I got to eat and do the night.
Because then guess what? At the comedy club or the theater, I'm out by 830. Now I can go have a nice dinner in San Francisco like a fucking human being. He's taking the power back. You know what I mean? He's taking the power back. Pioneer. That's what it is. You guys voted for it. You made the right choice this November.