Chris Distefano

Because then guess what? At the comedy club or the theater, I'm out by 830. Now I can go have a nice dinner in San Francisco like a fucking human being. He's taking the power back. You know what I mean? He's taking the power back. Pioneer. That's what it is. You guys voted for it. You made the right choice this November.

Because then guess what? At the comedy club or the theater, I'm out by 830. Now I can go have a nice dinner in San Francisco like a fucking human being. He's taking the power back. You know what I mean? He's taking the power back. Pioneer. That's what it is. You guys voted for it. You made the right choice this November.

You're doing dinner, going to bed. When I text the comedy clubs, when we have to text our availability, I'll say I'm available Thursday before 10, Wednesday before 9. I don't give them a time. I just say before this. So I don't care how many spots you give me, but I'm not going after 9. So you can do that. I probably wouldn't get a call back. No, you can't. I get the 150s.

You're doing dinner, going to bed. When I text the comedy clubs, when we have to text our availability, I'll say I'm available Thursday before 10, Wednesday before 9. I don't give them a time. I just say before this. So I don't care how many spots you give me, but I'm not going after 9. So you can do that. I probably wouldn't get a call back. No, you can't. I get the 150s.

You're doing dinner, going to bed. When I text the comedy clubs, when we have to text our availability, I'll say I'm available Thursday before 10, Wednesday before 9. I don't give them a time. I just say before this. So I don't care how many spots you give me, but I'm not going after 9. So you can do that. I probably wouldn't get a call back. No, you can't. I get the 150s.

But, you know, you could. You just got to start the day early. No, well, here's the thing. You can, but it's always everything in life is one step back, two forward. So when I first did it, I got penalized a little bit. Oh, yeah. But I just fucking ate it, and I stayed afloat. I kept it going.

But, you know, you could. You just got to start the day early. No, well, here's the thing. You can, but it's always everything in life is one step back, two forward. So when I first did it, I got penalized a little bit. Oh, yeah. But I just fucking ate it, and I stayed afloat. I kept it going.

But, you know, you could. You just got to start the day early. No, well, here's the thing. You can, but it's always everything in life is one step back, two forward. So when I first did it, I got penalized a little bit. Oh, yeah. But I just fucking ate it, and I stayed afloat. I kept it going.

And then let me remind you of the greatest quote of all time by Winston Churchill that Giannis and I have said many times. Get those krauts. Success is not final. Failure is not fatal. It's the courage to continue that counts. Right. I love it. So that's what you do. Hear that, punk? It's a good one. You piece of shit. It's a good one. You rich motherfucker. Let another real estate agent fire me.

And then let me remind you of the greatest quote of all time by Winston Churchill that Giannis and I have said many times. Get those krauts. Success is not final. Failure is not fatal. It's the courage to continue that counts. Right. I love it. So that's what you do. Hear that, punk? It's a good one. You piece of shit. It's a good one. You rich motherfucker. Let another real estate agent fire me.

And then let me remind you of the greatest quote of all time by Winston Churchill that Giannis and I have said many times. Get those krauts. Success is not final. Failure is not fatal. It's the courage to continue that counts. Right. I love it. So that's what you do. Hear that, punk? It's a good one. You piece of shit. It's a good one. You rich motherfucker. Let another real estate agent fire me.

I'll throw you in the audience's little garage.

I'll throw you in the audience's little garage.

I'll throw you in the audience's little garage.

Yeah, he's like, what? Don't you guys just buy cash? What's the mortgage rate?

Yeah, he's like, what? Don't you guys just buy cash? What's the mortgage rate?

Yeah, he's like, what? Don't you guys just buy cash? What's the mortgage rate?

I mean, look at how comfortable he is. He's got no shoes on.

I mean, look at how comfortable he is. He's got no shoes on.

I mean, look at how comfortable he is. He's got no shoes on.