Chris Distefano
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I say I go in, I let her in first. She goes in first.
I say I go in, I let her in first. She goes in first.
I say I go in, I let her in first. She goes in first.
I go, I let her in first. I tip the guy. I tip the maitre d' led in Puerto Rico. Sorry for the noise. Sorry. It's going to be a little louder in here. You guys allow boom boxes in here? Yeah, usually I go in first because she's tying up the pit bull outside the restaurant. I go in first. I'm sorry, I let her in first, but then what I do is I scurry past her. I catch up.
I go, I let her in first. I tip the guy. I tip the maitre d' led in Puerto Rico. Sorry for the noise. Sorry. It's going to be a little louder in here. You guys allow boom boxes in here? Yeah, usually I go in first because she's tying up the pit bull outside the restaurant. I go in first. I'm sorry, I let her in first, but then what I do is I scurry past her. I catch up.
I go, I let her in first. I tip the guy. I tip the maitre d' led in Puerto Rico. Sorry for the noise. Sorry. It's going to be a little louder in here. You guys allow boom boxes in here? Yeah, usually I go in first because she's tying up the pit bull outside the restaurant. I go in first. I'm sorry, I let her in first, but then what I do is I scurry past her. I catch up.
So I let her go in first, and then I sprint to the thing, and I say party of two for DiStefano. Okay. Well, actually, in my case, usually when we go out, it's party of 19 for DiStefano. For Rodriguez. It's me and her entire family. Are you picking up the check?
So I let her go in first, and then I sprint to the thing, and I say party of two for DiStefano. Okay. Well, actually, in my case, usually when we go out, it's party of 19 for DiStefano. For Rodriguez. It's me and her entire family. Are you picking up the check?
So I let her go in first, and then I sprint to the thing, and I say party of two for DiStefano. Okay. Well, actually, in my case, usually when we go out, it's party of 19 for DiStefano. For Rodriguez. It's me and her entire family. Are you picking up the check?
I mean, I can't tell you. There hasn't been a time where anyone else has even ever reached for their wallet. It's like they don't have arms. Real alligator arms type shit? No, no, no. They're actually great people. What if it pulls out your wallet? No, you know what it is? Because a lot of times when I go out with her family, it's amazing. They're awesome. We go to Spanish restaurants.
I mean, I can't tell you. There hasn't been a time where anyone else has even ever reached for their wallet. It's like they don't have arms. Real alligator arms type shit? No, no, no. They're actually great people. What if it pulls out your wallet? No, you know what it is? Because a lot of times when I go out with her family, it's amazing. They're awesome. We go to Spanish restaurants.
I mean, I can't tell you. There hasn't been a time where anyone else has even ever reached for their wallet. It's like they don't have arms. Real alligator arms type shit? No, no, no. They're actually great people. What if it pulls out your wallet? No, you know what it is? Because a lot of times when I go out with her family, it's amazing. They're awesome. We go to Spanish restaurants.
They don't fucking beat you over the head, Spanish restaurants. Not our chief. I could take our whole family on a party at 10, and they usually order for the table. Her mom's great. She orders for the table. They know how to, like... You know, really like everybody eats well and they order big things. So I'm only paying a couple hundred bucks for a party of 10. It's not bad.
They don't fucking beat you over the head, Spanish restaurants. Not our chief. I could take our whole family on a party at 10, and they usually order for the table. Her mom's great. She orders for the table. They know how to, like... You know, really like everybody eats well and they order big things. So I'm only paying a couple hundred bucks for a party of 10. It's not bad.