Chris Distefano
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Patty, we know you got a boner.
And so that, and then the obvious classic move is hide it in your waistband is the way to go.
And then I forgot there was other ways, like I would pattern pants and things like that.
Pattern pants, an optical illusion to hide your heart.
Right, exactly, if you want to get scientific with it.
Yeah, or like one of those lollipops and then just come lick it.
And so I remember that my principal goes, and you have to kind of choose right now because this is inappropriate.
And I remember I had this moment where I was like,
You know, what my mom, I said I had my mom on one shoulder saying, you have a doctorate degree in physical therapy.
You have health insurance.
You're making money.
Okay, not great money, but you're making money.
You need to stay in this job.
And then I had my dad on the other side being like, yo, go live your life.
Yeah, yo.
Nobody can hide that boner, baby.
You go live your life.
Quit it.
Quit that show.
Quit that bullshit.