Chris Distefano
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I'll scan this fucking water right now. Natural water feeds you 100 out of 100, folks. That's just from the sink, though. We filled them up. This is all good. But get the Yuka app. It's healthy. This kid's mom uses it, and she's a CEO.
I'll scan this fucking water right now. Natural water feeds you 100 out of 100, folks. That's just from the sink, though. We filled them up. This is all good. But get the Yuka app. It's healthy. This kid's mom uses it, and she's a CEO.
We got in the wall air conditioners. We take them in. I got the air conditioner. I got to lift the window up and put the AC unit in. I got no central AC.
We got in the wall air conditioners. We take them in. I got the air conditioner. I got to lift the window up and put the AC unit in. I got no central AC.
We got in the wall air conditioners. We take them in. I got the air conditioner. I got to lift the window up and put the AC unit in. I got no central AC.
I respect that. Yeah, so I need an AC that I got to put in the window. You got to plug in.
I respect that. Yeah, so I need an AC that I got to put in the window. You got to plug in.
I respect that. Yeah, so I need an AC that I got to put in the window. You got to plug in.
Yeah, I got to be honest with you. My house in Staten Island was too fancy. I didn't have any lights that I could put a string on and pull down. So I was like, I need to pull these fucking lights. I'm going to pull the lights out of the ceiling. So I need that.
Yeah, I got to be honest with you. My house in Staten Island was too fancy. I didn't have any lights that I could put a string on and pull down. So I was like, I need to pull these fucking lights. I'm going to pull the lights out of the ceiling. So I need that.
Yeah, I got to be honest with you. My house in Staten Island was too fancy. I didn't have any lights that I could put a string on and pull down. So I was like, I need to pull these fucking lights. I'm going to pull the lights out of the ceiling. So I need that.
But I do need now the one amenity that I'm looking for is I want the garage attached to the house because I got my gym equipment right now in my detached garage in my house. And even though it's just a five-foot walk, I never use the gym. It's got to be attached to the house.
But I do need now the one amenity that I'm looking for is I want the garage attached to the house because I got my gym equipment right now in my detached garage in my house. And even though it's just a five-foot walk, I never use the gym. It's got to be attached to the house.
But I do need now the one amenity that I'm looking for is I want the garage attached to the house because I got my gym equipment right now in my detached garage in my house. And even though it's just a five-foot walk, I never use the gym. It's got to be attached to the house.
If it's attached to the house, I use it. If it's not attached to the house, I don't use it. That shit could be in my bedroom. That's Foley-level denial, and I respect it. You got all that equipment out there in the garage? Yeah, and I won't freaking use it. And I should. I should, but if it's attached to the house, I use it. And I make up the excuse that I got kids.
If it's attached to the house, I use it. If it's not attached to the house, I don't use it. That shit could be in my bedroom. That's Foley-level denial, and I respect it. You got all that equipment out there in the garage? Yeah, and I won't freaking use it. And I should. I should, but if it's attached to the house, I use it. And I make up the excuse that I got kids.
If it's attached to the house, I use it. If it's not attached to the house, I don't use it. That shit could be in my bedroom. That's Foley-level denial, and I respect it. You got all that equipment out there in the garage? Yeah, and I won't freaking use it. And I should. I should, but if it's attached to the house, I use it. And I make up the excuse that I got kids.
I can't be not in the same physical space as them if nobody's watching them. But if the garage is attached to the house, I say to the kids, hey, sit there. put on Netflix, put on the cartoons. Daddy's going to do his pull-ups and hit the weights. You can still yell in, tell him to start a sauce. Yeah, I could stand there and say, hey, get off the couch, stop hitting your sister.
I can't be not in the same physical space as them if nobody's watching them. But if the garage is attached to the house, I say to the kids, hey, sit there. put on Netflix, put on the cartoons. Daddy's going to do his pull-ups and hit the weights. You can still yell in, tell him to start a sauce. Yeah, I could stand there and say, hey, get off the couch, stop hitting your sister.
I can't be not in the same physical space as them if nobody's watching them. But if the garage is attached to the house, I say to the kids, hey, sit there. put on Netflix, put on the cartoons. Daddy's going to do his pull-ups and hit the weights. You can still yell in, tell him to start a sauce. Yeah, I could stand there and say, hey, get off the couch, stop hitting your sister.