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Chris Distefano

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4040 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

That's who my sponsor is.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I know.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And I, and the thing is too, is like, I don't even do it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Like I try to hire companies to do the moving for me cause I don't want to do it.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I think I'm addicted to being overwhelmed.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You ever think about that?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I think I'm addicted to just having some type of constant chaos, overwhelming issue in my life.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Wander, yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Every time, every single time I come up for air and start to meditate, I just see my face on Vito in the parking lot coming up, giving the blowjob in the Sopranos.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

that's so funny you try and meditate you just within three minutes you're looking at your your thing about vivid gay sex just right away right away to the point where there'll be times where like we're just watching a show in bed like jazz and i and she's like it's okay if you're gay

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh my God, because she knows I would always, they're my family for life.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I'll always take care of them as long as I have things, they have things.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But then she wouldn't have to deal with the pain of moving on with another woman.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

She'd be like, oh, he's just in a committed relationship with a guy now.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, it's like, I think in French society too, I think it's okay to cheat, right?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I've heard that French guys, the way it works in France is, is you can cheat on your spouse.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

That's allowed.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You just can't fall in love.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Right.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Summer Bears Came For The Winter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

But you can bang and have sex.