Chris Distefano

And then I go back to the fucking treadmill.

And then I go back to the fucking treadmill.

And then I go back to the fucking treadmill.

We're taking it. I've never had it. We can't guarantee you can smell calzones when you come outside in the morning. Here's the thing, and I've been told by two different people. This is the first time they did this ever in their careers, and they both did it to me. I've been dropped by two real estate agents. Oh. Real estate agents never drop anybody.

We're taking it. I've never had it. We can't guarantee you can smell calzones when you come outside in the morning. Here's the thing, and I've been told by two different people. This is the first time they did this ever in their careers, and they both did it to me. I've been dropped by two real estate agents. Oh. Real estate agents never drop anybody.

We're taking it. I've never had it. We can't guarantee you can smell calzones when you come outside in the morning. Here's the thing, and I've been told by two different people. This is the first time they did this ever in their careers, and they both did it to me. I've been dropped by two real estate agents. Oh. Real estate agents never drop anybody.

I mean, you find these people on Zillow, and I've been dropped by two of them. How does that breakup call go? They say, we saw the most recent one. They were looking at houses in Westchester. I was trying to get out to the Burbs. They showed us 12 houses that all could have worked, and we said no to all of them.

I mean, you find these people on Zillow, and I've been dropped by two of them. How does that breakup call go? They say, we saw the most recent one. They were looking at houses in Westchester. I was trying to get out to the Burbs. They showed us 12 houses that all could have worked, and we said no to all of them.

I mean, you find these people on Zillow, and I've been dropped by two of them. How does that breakup call go? They say, we saw the most recent one. They were looking at houses in Westchester. I was trying to get out to the Burbs. They showed us 12 houses that all could have worked, and we said no to all of them.

All over the map. And then the agent on the 12th one said, listen, if this one doesn't work for you.

All over the map. And then the agent on the 12th one said, listen, if this one doesn't work for you.

All over the map. And then the agent on the 12th one said, listen, if this one doesn't work for you.

I totally understand. But I'm not the guy. I can't help you. Find someone else or find a different location. But I'm wasting too much time now. Because I'm coming out here and I've shown you multiple homes that would work. And you're finding reasons. I want you to talk to each other. You guys don't know what you're doing. Do you actually really want to move? Probably not.

I totally understand. But I'm not the guy. I can't help you. Find someone else or find a different location. But I'm wasting too much time now. Because I'm coming out here and I've shown you multiple homes that would work. And you're finding reasons. I want you to talk to each other. You guys don't know what you're doing. Do you actually really want to move? Probably not.

I totally understand. But I'm not the guy. I can't help you. Find someone else or find a different location. But I'm wasting too much time now. Because I'm coming out here and I've shown you multiple homes that would work. And you're finding reasons. I want you to talk to each other. You guys don't know what you're doing. Do you actually really want to move? Probably not.

Right, and the answer is probably not. Okay. The answer is, I mean, she has asked me, my girl has asked me to go knock on the people's door of the house we sold to and ask to buy it back.

Right, and the answer is probably not. Okay. The answer is, I mean, she has asked me, my girl has asked me to go knock on the people's door of the house we sold to and ask to buy it back.

Right, and the answer is probably not. Okay. The answer is, I mean, she has asked me, my girl has asked me to go knock on the people's door of the house we sold to and ask to buy it back.

And I'm like, I probably can't do that. But then I fucking sent the text to the agent anyway, and they said they would consider it, but you got to wait until next October because it's some tax law.

And I'm like, I probably can't do that. But then I fucking sent the text to the agent anyway, and they said they would consider it, but you got to wait until next October because it's some tax law.