Chris Rees

But if you're sucking a dick while wearing a dress, that makes it super gay.

Sometimes people ask me, hey, are you trans?

And I would go, yes.

But if you guess it wrong, I'll have to fist you.

And lastly,

It's not easy being trans.

So sometimes I joke with my boyfriend about how much easier it would be for me to transition from a taker to a giver.

He immediately offered to help me transition from alive to dead.

Thank you.

I've been doing comedy, but I'm actually also doing a DJing on every Tuesday night shows next door at Shakespeare's.

No, I actually have different tracks for different, like, so obviously I have to have all the ethnic stuff, right?

Like lowriders, if a Mexican gets on, or like some of... Is that how it works?

Yes, and it's kind of messed up because sometimes I look at the guests, the list of comedians,

And then suddenly they have a drop-in and I was just about to hit one ethnic song and they were like, nope, not that one.

And the other one would be, depending on how goofy they look, sometimes I play the new Scooby-Doo theme song for them.

No, this is for comedians going up and off stage.

Sort of like introduction music.

I wish I have a band like this, but sometimes.

Learning about comedy helps because I can do comedic timing with them if they're really struggling.

No, I meant at some point it actually feels better than dick.