Chris Rees
👤 Speaker
134
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
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KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO
At some point, tits do feel better than dick.
KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO
Okay, it's not DJing, but I do use audacity to make sure.
KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO
Because, you know, comedians get on stage, it only takes like, what, 10 seconds, 15 seconds.
KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO
How do I get to the good part where people were actually excited?
KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO
Well, also... Well, okay.
KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO
And I guess when I feel really horny, I do feel like a pressure in the gooch area.
KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO
Well, my biological father haven't been returning my texts.
KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO
And my mom wants me to be normal.
KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO
whatever normal means, and she wants my hair on a platter for her birthday, which I don't think... Hey, no, normal is you.
KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO
I respect both your choices, but I just don't know.
KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO
Okay, cool, because you're kind of in between.
KILL TONY
#687 - JOE DEROSA + CHRIS DISTEFANO
I know, hey, I like that shit, so... You know what I mean?