Chris Rees
๐ค SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
At some point, tits do feel better than dick.
Okay, it's not DJing, but I do use audacity to make sure.
Because, you know, comedians get on stage, it only takes like, what, 10 seconds, 15 seconds.
How do I get to the good part where people were actually excited?
Well, also... Well, okay.
And I guess when I feel really horny, I do feel like a pressure in the gooch area.
Tell us more about that.
Well, my biological father haven't been returning my texts.
And my mom wants me to be normal.
whatever normal means, and she wants my hair on a platter for her birthday, which I don't think... Hey, no, normal is you.
I respect both your choices, but I just don't know.
Okay, cool, because you're kind of in between.
I know, hey, I like that shit, so... You know what I mean?