Chris Rock

You know, I only made $600 doing Beverly Hills Cop, right?

And who do I see?

Who the fuck's this white kid

on stage on Saturday night.

What the fuck is going on here?

It took me two, three years to get on that Saturday night.

Who the fuck is this guy?

It's Sandler.

And like everything in my body said to hate this guy.

Because not only is he on Saturday night and obviously didn't earn it, they told me he's on the Cosby show.

It's like, motherfucker, how come I'm not on the Cosby show?

I'm a black guy.

Who is this white boy on the fucking Cosby show going on on Saturday night?

And I watched him and I was so prepared to like, fuck this guy.

And he did this joke about Wilt Chamberlain scoring 100 points in a game.

It was like his impression of the other players on the team.

Hey, Wilt, I'm open.

He had that other one about his grandmother rubbing Bic's baby rub on his chest, and he looks his grandmother in the eyes and goes, we're just friends, right?

So I'm watching him do this and all the hate just left my body.

I was like, this guy's the best.