Christopher Titus

mutta olin jotenkin valmis, että hän ei voisi muistaa minua, mutta en tiedä, että hän oli täysin lähellä. Ja se on todella... Se on huono kuin olla lähellä, koska tämä voisi mennä 10 vuotta täysin mitään. Hän ei halua sitä eikä.

It's so weird because I was out of touch and they weren't able to get hold of me. And I was not able to get these little incremental updates.

It was so sudden for me. He was Mr. Life of the Party, Mr. Good-looking. He wasn't an accountant for a law firm or something. He was a juggler. He was a unicycle-riding juggling performer who loved to have fun and just had this great spirit and just magnanimous and just easy and friendly.

Hän oli yksi näitä ihmisiä, joiden kanssa, kun tutustuin hänelle, hän oli esimiehissä ja minä olin kohtuullinen karpeneri ja minä ymmärrätin hänen elämäänsä ja mitä hän teki ja kaunis koulutus.

Oh, I'd go see him in Las Vegas, go open for Johnny Mathis, and he'd take me backstage, take a picture with Johnny Mathis, and all that stuff. And then at a certain point, I got much more successful than he did, but he always just enjoyed it. He never held a grudge or was like, you know, some people get catty about, you know. Right.

I was here first. Now you've passed me and now we're not talking anymore. He loved it. He loved my success. It's a great spirit that will be missed. His wife, Susan, is just an angel. Do they have any kids? No. I guess that's the good news about this whole thing. The moral of the story is...

You don't have to be a chain smoker and you don't have to get into a motorcycle accident and you don't have to play a lot of high school football or anything. It's just shit happens. And it's not always based on anything. Sometimes it's based on something. We love to do... Did he sleep with the TV on?

Minulla oli paljon sitä, kun olin tuolla. Oletko sinä elänyt tässä? Oletko sinä syönyt tässä? No, koska kaikki olisivat olleet yhdessä. No, se on vain... Yhden vuoden ajan, kun he tekevät tuon yhdestä tuhansia ihmisiä, sinun täytyy olla se yksi, tai sinun täytyy tiedä se yksi, tai sinun täytyy olla lähellä se yksi.

I'm starting to regard it sort of like jury duty, and eventually it just is your turn to deal with this kind of stuff. Yeah, so that was just really bothering me. So I'd say we wish him well, but there's no coming back. There's nothing to do at this point. I'm going to check with his wife and see if she needs anything, and we'll see, and we'll keep you guys posted.

Hän on työntekijä ja asuu Kansallisessa kaupungissa. Hän oli työntekijä, kun hänet tutustui Philipin kanssa. Hän on järjestänyt työtään. Luulen, että hän tehdään oikein itselleen. Hän on rauhallinen, rauhallinen ja vaikea. Hän oli työntekijä.

Luulen, että hän on tekemässä oikein, mutta minä tarkoitan, koska tämä on vain... Voi, ettei sinun pitäisi toivoa tätä väärimmäisestä vihollisuudesta, koska tämä on...

And it's been going on for 10 years, like slowly. Well, you know, it starts with, geez, what's that guy's name? And then where are my keys? And then it starts turning into, you know, being misdiagnosed. And the next thing you know, they can't work anymore and you're taking care of them at home. And then at a certain point, you have to make the decision that they need to go into an assisted living situation because you can't bathe them and clean them and take care of them. Yeah.

Hei, hei, hei, kuulosta. Meidän pitäisi kaikki elää 80-vuotiaana ja sitten olla puunut, tekemässä basejumppia, jossa pöytä ei alkaen. Jumalaa. Onko sinulla jotain uutta? Minä otan sen yhdessä, ennen kuin me saamme Titussi täältä. Koska hän vaikuttaa sinulle. Oh, Jumala. Oletko sinä järjestänyt unicyclingin?

You know it was weird. Did he teach you or was that just a random thing? No, I always could ride the unicycle and he could always ride the unicycle, but we never, I never, I don't, I probably jumped on his backstage a time or two, but it was never, guys who can ride the unicycle are not very impressed by other guys who can ride the unicycle. Oh, I thought what a day that must have been. I know.

No! Minä muistan yksinkertaisesti, kun menin koneeseen ja sanoin, että Philip, sinun täytyy opettaa minulle, miten jugglaa. Minun täytyy tehdä vähän rahaa ja esitystä. Ja jos sinä voisit opettaa minulle vain yksinkertaisen jugglaan, minä voin aloittaa unicyclin. Minulla on jo ymmärrys. Sitten minun voin aloittaa Andy Williamsin. Kuinka monta kertaa sinulla on sanottu, että sinun täytyy opettaa minulle, miten jugglaa? Luulen, että sanoin, että minun täytyy opettaa minulle.

You gots to teach me how to juggle. I gots to know how to juggle. Did he? He tried. I spent two hours and went, fuck it, I'm doing another open mic. I'm going to try to be funny. It was his bachelor party where that was the one famously where his best man paid for all the food and paid for the restaurant and paid for the strip club and all that kind of stuff. And then at Phillips

All right, I've got it together now. Let's do it.

But seeking to counter this image... But you can't make your point, like you can't go, all right, the average American makes, you know, 42 or $47,000 a year. The average bet is usually one week of one year salary. So that would be, you know, that would be $871.50. You got to go $10,000 because you're trying to make a point. Right.

Oh, he would have. So Mitt would have won. Yes. So that's why 10,000 bucks. Again, I've said it a million times. What the fuck's the problem with being rich? And why do rich people have to pretend like they're not rich? It used to be this. I mean, I understand if you're walking through a shitty neighborhood, you don't want to look like the Monopoly man because you don't want to get robbed. But this thing where people are going to hate you if you're rich. Fuck you.

I mean, really? Is that really what we've come to? You're going to get resented because people will resent you. Well, first they'll envy you, then they'll resent you, then they'll hate you because you make money. We're going nuts with this, and it's only been in like the last ten minutes.