Corey Heider

So it literally has 302 stainless steel.

I could 50-50 grind my Miata down a fucking six set of stairs.

Yeah, dude.

As long as I don't blow out the oil pan.

But if I wreck that me on fucking day, it's literally a skateboard.

Yeah.

Well, okay.

Well, what do you mean?

Like, yeah, they, they pin played it all together.

And then after I fucked it all up, right.

I went back as an adult and I'm like, I'm sorry guys.

Right.

I was young, immature.

I'm new.

I've grown.

right and they're like yeah you got we could do something like we'll break your fucking leg right and we'll remove your ankle completely because you can't have arthritis and something you don't have that's that's a cool trick we learned and we'll just fucking mount your foot straight to your fucking leg like cotton hill from king of the hill you know blow out your ankle and then yeah and then you could just stab the clutch from your fucking hip like how am i gonna

so you don't have like ankle flexion no there would be nothing i i've never got it done because they're like that's the option i was like oh i'll just deal yeah i'll stay damn you would have like a gi joe foot just straight that's yeah i was like do i at least get to pick the angle i was like what if i want to wear high heels true

one six inch pump and a prosthetic like orthopedic fucking you should have just went and got the full fucking height surgery where they like break your legs and lengthen them you could have got you could have while you're in there type shit yeah six that's called scope creep scope creep yeah

That's when you go in.

So let's say you go in, right?