D Madness
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
No, I'm going to have to leave.
But thank you so much for having me, Tony.
Appreciate it.
That's a baby longhorn that I murdered myself.
It looks bad on TMZ.
Just clip it.
You know they don't show that part.
He's naming the wrong movies.
They just show Stallone beating up a retarded guy.
Recently, I was told taking a bath makes me feminine, and if having a bath makes me feminine, then tuck my nuts and call me Danielle, because I do not give a fuck.
You know how many times I've seen you girls take those bathtub photos with your foot underneath the faucet and like a half a glass of Chardonnay in the corner?
Mind you, it's a full bottle, eh?
And then the little motivational quote of like, live your best life, queen, be who you're supposed to be.
Like, I want to have that so bad.
I saw a girl have a chartreuse tray in the back of her bathtub.