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Uh, no, not really, no.

Not really?

No, I have a roommate, but he lives in Canada, and then he only comes, like, a couple times a year.

So, like, I'm kind of, like, just living on my own, which is pretty sick.

Yeah.

I miss him so much, and I wish he would show.

All right, Danny.

I thought you guys would have fun with that, but... Wacky.

No one really gave a fuck.

He thought I was going to jump on and do a five-star frog splash on the table.

Severely over-diagnosed and under-medicated.

Yes, I was a stunted artist in that year.

And it took away my shine, and my mom said, he's just a difficult spirit.

You should be able to handle him as a teacher.

But Edmonton Public School Board made me take Ritalin if I wanted to stay in Edmonton.

Just one pill, and it was funny.

They lined us up like little lab rats, and we'd have to go check in at the office and go, ah.

But I'd put it in the pocket, and then I would give it to this kid named Jamie Anderson, and I'd watch him snort it in the urinal.

Yeah.

From afar, like a Thai ping pong.