David Alan Grier
speaker
4,621 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard Jun 2026
last heard 24 Jul
David Alan Grier’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Look out!
It's a joke.
Are there lube warmers?
Because I feel like a lube koozie.
It's called a match.
I like my lube.
Why can't the doctors have the stuff that warms the... Well, here's the thing about the lube is if you warm it too much, it loses viscosity.
It'll go all liquid on you.
I mean, what do I know?
I'm just thinking outside.
I'm just saying, well, the last time I got the digit dropped on me, the guy said to me, I'd never had it done before, and he said, well, I guess you know how this goes now.
And I said, actually, I'm not familiar with this horrible dance we're about to do where only one partner wins.
And by the way...
Then I pay you?
Right.
You'd think you'd pay me for dropping a digit on me.
Normally on the street, that's the way it works.
You know what I mean?
Not only do I get rectally violated, but it sets me back $175 or whatever the deductible is.
It's that extra twist.
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