David Jolly
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Are you Adam Ray right now, dude?
Mainly commercials.
Like, I've been working for Home Depot commercials the past, like, month and a half.
You know, it's kind of hard to gain people's respect when you look like Ari Matty fucked MGK for his green card.
But I was outside, and this old guy stared at me, and I was thinking, this could go two ways.
He walks up to me, puts out his hand, and he says, man, I thought you were one of them gays.
And so I grabbed his hand, and I pulled him real, real close, and I said, I am one of them gays.
Everybody thinks code switching is cool until you get around a group of gay people.
And then it's not so cool anymore.
And that's my time.
I forgot I said that.
I like Dunkin' Donuts better.
That's pretty much why, yeah.
Huh, a black sheep.
My whole family dresses like you, so.
What the fuck does that mean?
I feel like I'm at home right now.