David Jolly
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
So my family has, like, a receding hairline, so before it happened to me, I was like, fuck that, and shaved my head and tattooed it, so...
I was born with a really small dick, so I've been trying since I came out of the womb.
So my ex got the same tattoo of me.
And so instead of covering it up, I have, do not get matching tattoos with dumb bitches.
Dude, I'm like the most famous person at my local Circle K. I just want you to know that.
There is one problem, though.
Last time I was in Nashville, I was at a house party talking to bitches.
And then some dude at the party behind me pulls out a guitar.
All guys know this feeling.
You're talking to a girl at a party and then you hear that...
You're like, fuck, there goes my pussy.
Play that shit at home.
I know what you're trying to do.
I don't trust any guy who's good at something.