David Jolly
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I know what you're doing, you fucking creep.
And I get it, listen.
I get bitches love the guitar.
It's a romantic instrument.
If I had a guitar, I would pull it out right now.
You know, I'm Estonian.
We didn't grow up on the guitar.
Eastern Europeans, we grew up on the accordion.
You ever hear an accordion?
It literally sounds like communism.
If you put your ear close enough to an accordion, you can literally hear it go, there is never enough bread.
But you, Matt, I gotta tell you, whatever gender you wanna be, I'm gonna fuck that gender, dude.
Dude, all I'm saying is your transition would be cheap.
You throw a wig on this motherfucker, 10 out of 10.
Well, today I was by... Dude, that tornado warning.
Did your phones go off, too?
Because in Austin, all I have is Amber Alert.
It's just pedophile.