David Jolly
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It's always San Antonio, actually.
It is funny that when you see an Amber Alert and it says, like, the lady's name, last seen with the kid, it's always like, oh, it's a mother trying to reconnect with his child.
And every time you see a fucking dude, you're like, yep, he's fucking him.
Yeah, that tornado alert became like, it was literally 90 seconds.
I was by the pool with another guy, Chilly Willy,
90 seconds later, dude, we're at the hotel, the rooftop bar.
That was Fiona's chair.
I'm like, Miguel, get back here, dude.
This is why you need immigrants, dude.
Only an immigrant will run and get a lawn chair that ain't his.
Ain't no American going out there.
How y'all doing tonight, white people in Puerto Rico?
Y'all down with the president?
Trump the realest nigga to ever do it.
Then he sent the goons into the Capitol building.
They were hanging on chandeliers, ripping shit off the wall.