David Lucas

It's dark in there.

Yeah, yeah.

So what that means is I... Okay.

So my background, my history is I started in Special Forces.

I moved to Los Angeles about 10 years ago.

Started doing comedy.

I became a personal trainer.

I got in at this gym called Rise Movement, which is like... It was like a quintessential Beverly Hills trained celebrities kind of gym.

At the same time, I was pursuing comedy, doing Groundlings, and...

I sold my first show to Netflix.

It was called The Green Berets Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse with Matt Damon and Peter Berg that I starred in, wrote, and executive produced.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then they were upset about it.

I had written a joke in the script, right, that was anti-woman is what they said.

Well, you know, a lot of people think that it goes down.

But for me, it has gone only up.

It's not a joke, dude.

If you do MDMA with your partner and you really open up, like you share your soul, you let her in, dude, by the end of the night, she'll let you cum on her face.

Wow.