David Sedaris

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2,542 appearances 5 recordings 4 series first heard Apr 2025 last heard 17 Aug

David Sedaris’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard · David Sedaris #6 · 17 Aug 2026 podcast

But that's you interested in everything.

Yeah.

But my problem now is everyone's from Azerbaijan and they speak

Fifteen you know, when you speak to them, they're like, Oh, don't make me it's like when I go for a pedicure I've gone for two.

My sister Amy took me and then I took my friend Dawn for pedicure.

And the women were like, Oh, don't make me I know.

And so I felt like it was wasted money because I was just sitting there and I wasn't talking to anybody.

One of the essays in my book is I got bitten by a dog, right?

Now, if I got bitten by a dog again, I'd be like, fuck, I already wrote about it.

I can't use it anymore.

Right.

So that would be

Yeah.

Cause

To me, what's unfortunate, last week I spent twelve hours in the Nashville airport.

And I heard other people talking, well, we boarded the plane at eight o'clock and they said we were supposed to leave at 8 30.

And then at 8 30, they said, well, it's gonna be a 10-minute delay.

And then they said there was a part missing on the plane.

And they said they would call mechanics to come and look at it.

And then we waited on the plane and they said we're going back to the gate.

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