David Sedaris

And I just don't know why I'm on their team. You're like, we're not the same. Right. Somebody lumped us all together. I just want to know, who did the lumping? Or BIPOC? What's BIPOC? Black, indigenous, people of color. If you're like a Native American or you're black.

Right. But somebody decided that it wasn't Native Americans or black people. It was some humanities professor who decided that we're going to invent this word.

Right. But somebody decided that it wasn't Native Americans or black people. It was some humanities professor who decided that we're going to invent this word.

Right. But somebody decided that it wasn't Native Americans or black people. It was some humanities professor who decided that we're going to invent this word.

I mean, I was just thinking this earlier today. I thought if they were straight people and gay people picking sport teams, gays would say, let's take the trans. I just feel like the genderqueer people would be the last ones on the field. You know what I mean? We already took the nuns. Okay.

I mean, I was just thinking this earlier today. I thought if they were straight people and gay people picking sport teams, gays would say, let's take the trans. I just feel like the genderqueer people would be the last ones on the field. You know what I mean? We already took the nuns. Okay.

I mean, I was just thinking this earlier today. I thought if they were straight people and gay people picking sport teams, gays would say, let's take the trans. I just feel like the genderqueer people would be the last ones on the field. You know what I mean? We already took the nuns. Okay.

I pay the gender queers as well, you know, and they have green hair and their septum rings and they come over to your team where they just complain about everything. I did a little CBS Sunday morning thing about how I don't want to be.

I pay the gender queers as well, you know, and they have green hair and their septum rings and they come over to your team where they just complain about everything. I did a little CBS Sunday morning thing about how I don't want to be.

I pay the gender queers as well, you know, and they have green hair and their septum rings and they come over to your team where they just complain about everything. I did a little CBS Sunday morning thing about how I don't want to be.

And then I don't ever read anything about myself, but apparently my friend Pamela Paul, who writes for the New York Times, she said, can I quote you for my op-ed piece in the Times? And then the Times ran a letter and it was like somebody went off on that aspect of it and called my...

And then I don't ever read anything about myself, but apparently my friend Pamela Paul, who writes for the New York Times, she said, can I quote you for my op-ed piece in the Times? And then the Times ran a letter and it was like somebody went off on that aspect of it and called my...

And then I don't ever read anything about myself, but apparently my friend Pamela Paul, who writes for the New York Times, she said, can I quote you for my op-ed piece in the Times? And then the Times ran a letter and it was like somebody went off on that aspect of it and called my...

position problematic but it's like if I'm gay I think I have a voice I think I should be able to say I don't like that it's not like there are people in Puerto Rico being called something and I say I don't agree with that it's a word people are directing toward me plus I have a problem with problematic if everything's problematic nothing is yeah that word for me is a big it's problematic it's rough

position problematic but it's like if I'm gay I think I have a voice I think I should be able to say I don't like that it's not like there are people in Puerto Rico being called something and I say I don't agree with that it's a word people are directing toward me plus I have a problem with problematic if everything's problematic nothing is yeah that word for me is a big it's problematic it's rough

position problematic but it's like if I'm gay I think I have a voice I think I should be able to say I don't like that it's not like there are people in Puerto Rico being called something and I say I don't agree with that it's a word people are directing toward me plus I have a problem with problematic if everything's problematic nothing is yeah that word for me is a big it's problematic it's rough

I got to walk out alone.

I got to walk out alone.

I got to walk out alone.

I wrote an essay in The New Yorker about my close friend Dawn. And I just said in passing that one of her lungs had collapsed. So she was super nervous about COVID. And so she wore her mask long after everybody else. And she and I were at O'Hare Airport. And I said, Dawn, I think it's time to let it go. Look around you. Nobody else. And she took her mask off, immediately got COVID. Oh! Okay.