David Sedaris
speaker
2,542 appearances
5 recordings
4 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 17 Aug
David Sedaris’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So our pasture was empty.
Someone in the village looking for a place to keep their donkeys.
We have donkeys now and our pasture so it's a whole new
Whole new things to feed and get to know.
And I'm really excited about that.
And he was
I went to the park with him.
He didn't feed a single squirrel.
And I thought, oh, he's embarrassed.
If I go through a trash can 'cause I'm looking for something shiny or just something I can use for one reason or another, he'll walk ahead.
And if I'm picking up trash, he'll walk ahead.
So I was surprised.
I thought, oh, he cares what people think more than I do.
But I had this live home, and then I thought, you know, people.
People who get their legs amputated, right?
Alligators would love to eat a leg.
It's wasted, yeah.
Yeah.
And instead and this doctor said I cannot give you anything I cut out of your body.
Do you know why?
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