David Sedaris
speaker
2,542 appearances
5 recordings
4 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 17 Aug
David Sedaris’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I don't know why.
I don't quite understand it either.
I
A lot of dentists won't even give you teeth anymore.
That's mine.
Right.
Someone told me it had to do with flesh eating bacteria.
Yeah, bacteria.
Okay.
I
But I bitched about it one night on stage and this woman came up afterwards in El Paso, Texas and said, I'll cut that out of you and I'll give it to you to keep.
She was a doctor, not a surgeon, and she said, I'll cut you open if it's above my
I don't usually I like this word pay grade.
I'll stit you back up and send you on your way, but it shouldn't be a problem.
And so after my show, it was like two o'clock in the morning or one o'clock in the morning after the book signing, she drove me across state lines into New Mexico.
to a clinic and there were a couple other people that came with us and it was really simple and she cut it out of me.
And then I went to her house, hung out later.
I didn't sleep at all and went back to my hotel.
She shipped it on ice to one of my sisters and she brought it to the beach.
And
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