David Sedaris
👤 Speaker
1924
total appearances
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
There's no way you're, plus you're going to be decrepit to begin with.
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
Like, why are you even saying that?
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
What if you don't die?
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
You're going to die.
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
That doesn't bother me.
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
But you don't like perfect when people say perfect.
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
Oh, I hate perfect.
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
I was at a hotel the other day and the woman said perfect five times before I even sat down at the table.
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
And they're told in hotels, like, if you say wonderful or terrific, that's not positive enough.
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
So you have to say perfect.
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
But no problem.
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
I know people who are bothered by no problem.
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
I know people, too, who are bothered by, of course.
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
Could I have another coffee?
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David Sedaris is Mostly Bark, Some Bite
And there are people who don't like, of course.