David Sedaris

But I don't care. I know there are people who struggled for years. Their entire life. And I think this must be just great for them.

But I don't care. I know there are people who struggled for years. Their entire life. And I think this must be just great for them.

But I don't care. I know there are people who struggled for years. Their entire life. And I think this must be just great for them.

Yeah, they're not taking anything from me. Yeah. That's my opinion. It's made such a massive change in so many people's lives and made them happy. And then people say, well, we don't know what the long... No, true, we don't.

Yeah, they're not taking anything from me. Yeah. That's my opinion. It's made such a massive change in so many people's lives and made them happy. And then people say, well, we don't know what the long... No, true, we don't.

Yeah, they're not taking anything from me. Yeah. That's my opinion. It's made such a massive change in so many people's lives and made them happy. And then people say, well, we don't know what the long... No, true, we don't.

I really care about baths. I want to take a bath. I don't want to take a shower. I look forward to my bath all day.

I really care about baths. I want to take a bath. I don't want to take a shower. I look forward to my bath all day.

I really care about baths. I want to take a bath. I don't want to take a shower. I look forward to my bath all day.

Oh, nice. Okay, it's a full session. And I look forward to dinner. And so if I were on a Zempik, then I wouldn't, I can't walk away from food. Last night we were at dinner. I noticed some people had some food on their plate. And normally I would have said, actually pass that over this way.

Oh, nice. Okay, it's a full session. And I look forward to dinner. And so if I were on a Zempik, then I wouldn't, I can't walk away from food. Last night we were at dinner. I noticed some people had some food on their plate. And normally I would have said, actually pass that over this way.

Oh, nice. Okay, it's a full session. And I look forward to dinner. And so if I were on a Zempik, then I wouldn't, I can't walk away from food. Last night we were at dinner. I noticed some people had some food on their plate. And normally I would have said, actually pass that over this way.

I'll eat anyone under the table.

I'll eat anyone under the table.

I'll eat anyone under the table.

Really, even people who think, oh, you can't out-eat me. Yeah. No, I like to eat until I hate myself.

Really, even people who think, oh, you can't out-eat me. Yeah. No, I like to eat until I hate myself.

Really, even people who think, oh, you can't out-eat me. Yeah. No, I like to eat until I hate myself.

I think that serves that purpose for a lot of people. Yeah, when the shame sets in mid-meal. My brother and I are exactly the same. And I don't know if it's because having six kids, they tend to corral my plate to keep you away from it. And I just would eat because if you finish first, then maybe you can get second. It's not like I need counseling, but watching my brother eat, I think that's me.

I think that serves that purpose for a lot of people. Yeah, when the shame sets in mid-meal. My brother and I are exactly the same. And I don't know if it's because having six kids, they tend to corral my plate to keep you away from it. And I just would eat because if you finish first, then maybe you can get second. It's not like I need counseling, but watching my brother eat, I think that's me.