David Sedaris

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2,542 appearances 5 recordings 4 series first heard Apr 2025 last heard 17 Aug

David Sedaris’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard · David Sedaris #6 · 17 Aug 2026 podcast

And then they run up to open the trunk of the car so they can get your luggage out.

And if someone touches your luggage, you gotta tip 'em.

That's a rule.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So fine.

Here's ten dollars for taking my suitcase out of the back of the car.

And then they say, We'll send it right up to the room.

And I say, No, I'll bring it up to the room myself because I don't want to have to wait for No, it's already on the way up.

And then it's like, Okay, that's twenty more dollars.

And that feels like

Again, if I were going out of town one weekend per year.

You're checking into a

Yeah.

I'm not that person who says, Yeah, sorry, I don't have any cash on me, because I go and I find the ATM that will let me have five dollar bills and then ten dollars and I pick them and I constantly have my money.

ready and have it down and you just

Fuck me over for tomorrow.

Okay, you're going to your room and you don't have that much time.

You can't take a shower on a trip like this.

Yesterday I got in from the airport and I had 15 minutes before I had to leave for the bookstore.

Stressful.

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