David Sedaris

I think that serves that purpose for a lot of people. Yeah, when the shame sets in mid-meal. My brother and I are exactly the same. And I don't know if it's because having six kids, they tend to corral my plate to keep you away from it. And I just would eat because if you finish first, then maybe you can get second. It's not like I need counseling, but watching my brother eat, I think that's me.

I went to the dinner a couple of nights ago with some very generous people. And what I ordered was so good. I didn't offer anyone a taste because I wanted it all for myself. And they would all say, do you want some of this? Do you want some of this? And I would take their food. Yeah. Never offer. Never reciprocated. Didn't offer any of my own.

I went to the dinner a couple of nights ago with some very generous people. And what I ordered was so good. I didn't offer anyone a taste because I wanted it all for myself. And they would all say, do you want some of this? Do you want some of this? And I would take their food. Yeah. Never offer. Never reciprocated. Didn't offer any of my own.

I went to the dinner a couple of nights ago with some very generous people. And what I ordered was so good. I didn't offer anyone a taste because I wanted it all for myself. And they would all say, do you want some of this? Do you want some of this? And I would take their food. Yeah. Never offer. Never reciprocated. Didn't offer any of my own.

I don't like it sometimes when you go to places with people you don't know that well, and it's a small plate thing that you share. Oh, share plate. Because I want all of it.

I don't like it sometimes when you go to places with people you don't know that well, and it's a small plate thing that you share. Oh, share plate. Because I want all of it.

I don't like it sometimes when you go to places with people you don't know that well, and it's a small plate thing that you share. Oh, share plate. Because I want all of it.

I want my own and then part of yours.

I want my own and then part of yours.

I want my own and then part of yours.

You know what I like to do is when dessert time comes, I like to order more dinner.

You know what I like to do is when dessert time comes, I like to order more dinner.

You know what I like to do is when dessert time comes, I like to order more dinner.

There's a place in Melbourne called Tipo Zero Zero, which is a kind of flour they make pasta out of. And it's one of my favorite places. So I was there for two days. And so I went both days that I was there. And the second day I ordered two pastas.

There's a place in Melbourne called Tipo Zero Zero, which is a kind of flour they make pasta out of. And it's one of my favorite places. So I was there for two days. And so I went both days that I was there. And the second day I ordered two pastas.

There's a place in Melbourne called Tipo Zero Zero, which is a kind of flour they make pasta out of. And it's one of my favorite places. So I was there for two days. And so I went both days that I was there. And the second day I ordered two pastas.

I ate in both all. And I would have eaten dinner there both nights too, but I was doing a show. And I eat dinner while I sign books because otherwise I'm not getting out of there. All the restaurants are going to be closed. I hate having my picture taken. I hate how people take your picture like you're a statue. They don't ask you. It's so rude to me. Anyway, so they have signs up, no pictures.

I ate in both all. And I would have eaten dinner there both nights too, but I was doing a show. And I eat dinner while I sign books because otherwise I'm not getting out of there. All the restaurants are going to be closed. I hate having my picture taken. I hate how people take your picture like you're a statue. They don't ask you. It's so rude to me. Anyway, so they have signs up, no pictures.

I ate in both all. And I would have eaten dinner there both nights too, but I was doing a show. And I eat dinner while I sign books because otherwise I'm not getting out of there. All the restaurants are going to be closed. I hate having my picture taken. I hate how people take your picture like you're a statue. They don't ask you. It's so rude to me. Anyway, so they have signs up, no pictures.

And this woman came up and said, after standing in this line watching you eat for 10 minutes, I understand why you don't want any pictures taken. Okay. Because I eat like a caveman.