David Sedaris

And this woman came up and said, after standing in this line watching you eat for 10 minutes, I understand why you don't want any pictures taken. Okay. Because I eat like a caveman.

And this woman came up and said, after standing in this line watching you eat for 10 minutes, I understand why you don't want any pictures taken. Okay. Because I eat like a caveman.

But I haven't been to that place. I'll go there. The Four Seasons there has a smoked ribeye.

But I haven't been to that place. I'll go there. The Four Seasons there has a smoked ribeye.

But I haven't been to that place. I'll go there. The Four Seasons there has a smoked ribeye.

We were in Tokyo end of January. And so we went to a teppanyaki restaurant at the Peninsula Hotel. And it was the best steak I've ever had in my life. Really? Unbelievable.

We were in Tokyo end of January. And so we went to a teppanyaki restaurant at the Peninsula Hotel. And it was the best steak I've ever had in my life. Really? Unbelievable.

We were in Tokyo end of January. And so we went to a teppanyaki restaurant at the Peninsula Hotel. And it was the best steak I've ever had in my life. Really? Unbelievable.

And I was just sitting there thinking, how many entire cows have I eaten in my life? And this is the best. Wow. And then I like to sit next to somebody who I know doesn't finish their food.

And I was just sitting there thinking, how many entire cows have I eaten in my life? And this is the best. Wow. And then I like to sit next to somebody who I know doesn't finish their food.

And I was just sitting there thinking, how many entire cows have I eaten in my life? And this is the best. Wow. And then I like to sit next to somebody who I know doesn't finish their food.

Plus, Hugh is a really, really good cook. And he's a very generous cook. He'll say, what would you like for dinner? And if it takes four hours to make it, and I'm not saying he'll do this every night, but a lot of times he'll spend four hours.

Plus, Hugh is a really, really good cook. And he's a very generous cook. He'll say, what would you like for dinner? And if it takes four hours to make it, and I'm not saying he'll do this every night, but a lot of times he'll spend four hours.

Plus, Hugh is a really, really good cook. And he's a very generous cook. He'll say, what would you like for dinner? And if it takes four hours to make it, and I'm not saying he'll do this every night, but a lot of times he'll spend four hours.

It's this manicotti my mother used to make. Other people have tried to make it, and he just makes it perfectly. It just takes me right back to my mother. And most people, they don't make a meat manicotti. And I like the store-bought shells. He started making his own shells, and it's like, no, no, no. I like those ribbed store-bought shells.

It's this manicotti my mother used to make. Other people have tried to make it, and he just makes it perfectly. It just takes me right back to my mother. And most people, they don't make a meat manicotti. And I like the store-bought shells. He started making his own shells, and it's like, no, no, no. I like those ribbed store-bought shells.

It's this manicotti my mother used to make. Other people have tried to make it, and he just makes it perfectly. It just takes me right back to my mother. And most people, they don't make a meat manicotti. And I like the store-bought shells. He started making his own shells, and it's like, no, no, no. I like those ribbed store-bought shells.

It would really change our relationship if we didn't have that to do together. We always eat dinner at the table. The only time we're allowed to watch TV is at the Academy Awards. But we eat dinner at the table with candles on the table. It's a lovely thing to have with somebody. Where would we be if we didn't have that?

It would really change our relationship if we didn't have that to do together. We always eat dinner at the table. The only time we're allowed to watch TV is at the Academy Awards. But we eat dinner at the table with candles on the table. It's a lovely thing to have with somebody. Where would we be if we didn't have that?

It would really change our relationship if we didn't have that to do together. We always eat dinner at the table. The only time we're allowed to watch TV is at the Academy Awards. But we eat dinner at the table with candles on the table. It's a lovely thing to have with somebody. Where would we be if we didn't have that?