David Sedaris
👤 Speaker
1924
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Fresh Air
David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
And we actually, we are married.
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
We got married.
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
I don't even know when it was.
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
I know it was before the pandemic.
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
It was a shotgun wedding arranged by my banker.
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
And I never told anybody about it.
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
And I told Hugh he couldn't tell anybody about it.
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
Because I don't like when a man says the word my husband.
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
It's like my unicycle.
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
I met a woman at a book signing once, and she used the phrase my son-in-law's unicycle, right?
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
And I thought, oh, that must pain you every time you have to say my son-in-law's unicycle.
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
And I wanted gay people...
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
To get the right to marry.
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
And then I wanted not a one of us to do it.
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
I thought that would have been perfect.
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
Like to say, we just wanted the right.
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David Sedaris wants to be better (at everything)
We don't, we spit on your marriage.