David Zaslow

You run out of bounds.

There's a million different ways not to get a concussion.

Yeah, and helmets used to be made out of turtle shells.

In the case of a quarterback especially,

You need to feel comfortable back there.

You can't have the feeling of a giant helmet sloshing around on your head.

You need that economy of movement up there and the lightness of the helmet, not extra weight.

By the way, Tua looked really good last night.

I mean, based on your logic, why don't we require every football player to wear a giant funny helmet?

He falls down, he's looking like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Yes, that's an excellent idea.

It really is.

In addition to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Guy, who's the, is it Goodyear?

Michelin.

Michelin that has the big tire-shaped guy.

Yeah, that's what football players need.

They should all dress like the Michelin Man so that there's no real contact.

When you tackle the guy, he just literally bounces off you and hopes he bounces in the right direction.

That's what football is becoming under Levitar's regime.

Yeah, let's believe artificial intelligence, which has a little line under everything saying,