Local Hour: Billy's Day of Positivity
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What happened during the Dolphins vs. Jets game?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
How did Tyreek Hill's injury impact the Dolphins' season?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly.
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Greg Cody is in place and his microphone isn't anywhere near his face, but he's practically ready to go. It's exciting to see Homer Cody on a day like today. I don't know how he feels about yesterday's Dolphins victory. I call him Homer Cody, but I got Zaslow here in New Jersey. And I got Billy wearing nothing but a mustache. Well, I shouldn't say nothing but a mustache, but the only part of his costume that I see is a mustache. What are you supposed to be? Because all you look like is Billy with a mustache.
Well, this is me going above and beyond because I lost two weeks ago and I selected the punishment that was labeled the Ted Lasso. And the Ted Lasso was not dress up as Ted Lasso. It was just be positive for an entire show. And I said, okay, I can do that. I don't have to wear a costume. Like, well, you know, if you want to wear a mustache and go above and beyond, that would be great. And I said, you know what? I want to go above and beyond. So this is me going above and beyond.
This doesn't look like above and beyond to me.
This is two punishment payoffs, I've been told.
Yeah, it is. Good job, Bill. What do you mean it is?
On top of the three trees I planted instead of one, I'm like now plus three or plus four, I think, in terms of punishment payoffs.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened during the Dolphins vs. Jets game?
0:00–2:20
2
How did Tyreek Hill's injury impact the Dolphins' season?
2:20–5:00
3
What was the significance of Tom Osborne's decision in the 1984 Orange Bowl?
5:00–8:35
4
How does being positive affect Billy's performance on the show?
8:35–11:51
5
What are the challenges of fantasy football this season?
11:51–15:23
6
How do the Dolphins' defensive struggles compare historically?
15:23–18:03
7
What are the implications of the Dolphins' playoff chances?
18:03–22:21
8
What are the team's strategies moving forward after the injury?
22:21–48:40
Speakers
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