Local Hour: Billy's Day of Positivity

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What happened during the Dolphins vs. Jets game?

Billy Corben 0:00
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Chris Cody 0:38
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Smirnoff!
Chris Cody 1:12
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
Chris Cody 1:26
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Mike Ryan 1:55
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Billy Corben 2:04
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Mike Ryan 2:18
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.

How did Tyreek Hill's injury impact the Dolphins' season?

Billy Corben 2:20
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly.
Mike Ryan 2:31
You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Dan Le Batard 2:40
Greg Cody is in place and his microphone isn't anywhere near his face, but he's practically ready to go. It's exciting to see Homer Cody on a day like today. I don't know how he feels about yesterday's Dolphins victory. I call him Homer Cody, but I got Zaslow here in New Jersey. And I got Billy wearing nothing but a mustache. Well, I shouldn't say nothing but a mustache, but the only part of his costume that I see is a mustache. What are you supposed to be? Because all you look like is Billy with a mustache.
Billy Corben 3:11
Well, this is me going above and beyond because I lost two weeks ago and I selected the punishment that was labeled the Ted Lasso. And the Ted Lasso was not dress up as Ted Lasso. It was just be positive for an entire show. And I said, okay, I can do that. I don't have to wear a costume. Like, well, you know, if you want to wear a mustache and go above and beyond, that would be great. And I said, you know what? I want to go above and beyond. So this is me going above and beyond.
Dan Le Batard 3:37
This doesn't look like above and beyond to me.
Billy Corben 3:39
This is two punishment payoffs, I've been told.
Dan Le Batard 3:41
Yeah, it is. Good job, Bill. What do you mean it is?
Billy Corben 3:44
On top of the three trees I planted instead of one, I'm like now plus three or plus four, I think, in terms of punishment payoffs.

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