Dion

I feel like I'm being pranked. No one would ever willingly ask me about this podcast to hear about my travels. Tell us about your travels. Yeah, how was it? It was amazing. Tell us about it. You're looking tan. You are looking tan. Thank you, thank you. I went to Sydney, I went to Melbourne, and I went to Queenstown, New Zealand.

You know what I did? Nice.

So I went on a date with one. It was one of the best dates I've ever been on.

Yes. He's been to LA before and I think he has plans to come.

At some point.

he uh okay so we went to a rooftop bar this was on my last night and i was like uh like is this even worth it but i'm glad i did it because it was just fun and if i ever see him again what do you mean it's not worth it oh because it's my last night like what's that actually gonna end up happening do you guys kiss I had to make the first move at the very end because he didn't do anything.

And then he ordered my Uber, which we love. And I was like, all right, so should I kiss you before I get in this Uber?

Yeah, because I was like, I'm going to be sad if I don't. Wait, good for you.

I was like, you know what? I get kind of anxious when they don't make the first move. And I'm like, all right, well, I'm not going to leave without kissing this man. I want to kiss him.

As long as he can sense.

Was he hot? Yes, he's hot. Typical Australian. They all have the nicest tattoos. Just tasteful ones.

Yeah, exactly.

What does that mean?

Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. No, I mean, considering I had to make the first move with the kiss there. He sent me on my way.

I know so many people used to say that and I hate them all.

Um... I don't know. I mean, like, we only hung out once. So I think, like, he probably doesn't know whether or not I'm worth coming to the States for.

No, I don't.

Any guy who asks me for their Snapchat, I say I don't have one. Because I'm like, I don't want to Snapchat.

Okay, but I also met a New Zealand boy.

But not in New Zealand. I met him in Australia.

He was very nice. He was like... I invited him out with Whitney and I, and he was like down for whatever, and we had a great time. We danced the night away.

Like, we went to this club, and it was... the line was not moving and they were being very strict and I was like ready to finesse and be like, I'm going to figure out a way for us to get in. And Whitney was like, um, I'm going to go home. And I was like, like what? No, no, no. Just like sometimes you can, you're going to be like, I have a podcast. No, it only mostly works as a girl. Um, like,

I guess in terms for you, if you want us to finesse, you could, yeah, you could probably just be like, these are my followers, but like, that's cringe. But for me, I kind of just like- Do people actually do that?

Yeah, like it's such an influencer thing. Oh, that's crazy.

this isn't that's not what if they're never going to listen to this but what does that mean they're both playmates wait you think their pockets is ass no oh but by the way we met up with these girls that were whitney's sister's friends and i was like she's like oh they were like oh you also work at friday beers what do you do there and i was like oh i produce a podcast they're like what podcast i go almost friday podcast they're like never heard of it but we are playmates let's go i'm obsessed with that

Playmates, stand up. That makes me so happy.

Obviously, I wish they listened to what I'm talking about, but it actually makes me so happy.

I mean, yeah, they're also more your... All right, wait.

Let's hear your Aussie.

What?

We have to ask them dating questions.

Ooh, whose personality am I going to steal this weekend? This week. It's our Monday episode.

Can you guys go first while I think?

My Aussie accent's gotten quite better since being down under. Oh, Emily, that's good. I couldn't even do one before I went, but now I'm doing a little bit better.

I learned so many terms while I was there.

These are such playdate terms, honestly. I don't know why, but the things that they call their workers, so construction workers are called workies, brickies,

no no that's a brick layers um a bricky how many brick layers and then an electrician an electrician is a spocky nice and um a construction worker is a why am i blanking why am i blanking um this is the easiest one uh sheet um we gotta do ads before 11 30 okay uh if i think of it okay well whose personalities are you stealing

I'm stealing...

uh the australian boy that i want on a date with his personality because i'm gonna bring out the australian accent this weekend and it's my friend's birthday so we're going out for her birthday and he likes to party so i'm gonna party not wait to hear that accent you love doing accents i love doing accents when i'm drunk yeah wait what was that you were doing like your rapper the other week i hate when they do this

Thanks for having me on.